if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
when someone really cute calls you cute first
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
we need some new and more powerful swears
the elder swear
My boyfriend is amazing in every way and he is amazing. He has amazing abs and a chiseled jaw. Everyone should be like him.
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man