If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life
an important graph for everyone to see thank u
“I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.”
Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man
Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to
Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
boy: Its like we finish each others sentences
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*