standardwhore:

one thing that’s always bugged me about supernatural is when sam and dean are digging up graves the hole is always a perfect rectangle? like they’re trying to kill a ghost they’re going to be digging that hole as quick as they can not taking the time to make it look fashionable

billykaploser:

tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.  

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

mistafuckingbooty:

at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!

mistafuckingbooty:

at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!

klauskaros asked:
Hello there! Once i saw your brilliant pictures there were 2 thoughts: 1. your work is absolutelly FANTASTIC!! Your drawing style, colors, conversations - everything! 2. I'm such a looser! I can't draw comics properly (though I'm trying and i thought that i was doing great) and that I'll never be better than now.. oh well, life still goes on, we carry on, so you keep drawing these wonderfull comics! :) And one tiny request, can you draw something for this question/compliment? :D

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

TEAM JACOB

monkeyscandance:

For busy-matches Pacific Rim AU. 

monkeyscandance:

For busy-matches Pacific Rim AU. 

thauwn:

things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people