"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 


fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

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wtf the hell is calzone


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I am not here for people dismissing what happened as a “mistake” or “poor decision making”

A mistake is when I forget to bring a writing utensil to class

A poor decision is when I buy a bag of chips instead of some fucking carrots

What happened to Michael Brown was murder

What’s happening to the people of Ferguson is domestic terrorism






Burnie talks about the future of the company and implies Gavin might be in Burnie’s position and have to pick community members to work at RT at some point, making Gavin go silent when he realizes what Burnie means. From the newest Game Time.

He goes completely silent. This Game Time showed just how much Burnie believes in Gavin and did all along. /wipes away tears

Pretty much what you said but I just wanted to add that when I was cutting the audio for this, I noticed this was the only completely silent part of the audio


That says a lot, to be honest, and if you listen closely you can hear Gavin sort of gasp really sharply

I don’t think you guys fully understand. Gavin has said everything is STILL surreal about working at RT in GENERAL and now BURNIE FUCKING BURNS is admitting how much he believes in Gavin… when he was 14 he used to watch their videos in his room and fanboy over rvb and shit. so when he met burnie and gus and co. online he FLIPPED SHIT and when they continued to talk to him he just seriously couldn’t believe it. Gavin’s dream job was RT. when he was in his room eight or nine years ago he never imagined he’d be friends with burnie burns not to mention WORKING FOR RT! so to have burnie believe in him so much that he eludes to the idea of gavin one day having his job is just so fucking much for him. i’m just getting so emotional right now i can’t breathe I’M SO PROUD OF HIM I JUST CAN’T 

every time I see this I have to listen to it to remind my self that this actually happened and it’s not some fan made audio cut together because Gavin actually had this conversation with Burnie, tried to joke around with it, and then the full impact of what he was saying hit him and he went dead fucking silent and that’s amazing to me


What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he doesn’t have any additional expenses. This is a reward. He’s getting a $250,000 reward for murdering an unarmed black kid, two days away from starting college, in broad daylight.


number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:

  • when men are characters but women are symbols

The day that I run in just a sports bra and spandex is the day that I have conquered all fears